To date I have visited 5 colleges.
4 of them have made Penn State jokes.
1 of them gave me a meal.
3 of them gave me snacks.
3 of them have red in their colors.
I can afford 0 of them.
Rutgers had a tour guide that reminded me of Ross the Intern…only not as funny. Bloomsburg had a tour guide that told us to check our mailboxes fluently and asked if there were any prosperous nurses in our group.
Lycoming does not have special admissions requirements for me. (WIN!)
Arcadia has a castle.
Arcadia, Lycoming, and Marist had the best campuses.
Marist is the closest…but Lycoming is located in the little league capital of America!
Number of independent snake and reptile houses passed on the way to visit colleges: 2
Number of AZA Accredited snake and reptile houses passed: 1
Number of American Indian Museums passed: 1
Number of times Dad let me stop at any of those attractions: 0
Number of times we stopped at a boulder field: 1
Number of boulders in the boulder field: a very large unrealistic number
Number of colleges I have yet to visit: at least 3
